Like, no. Your income has to fit the criteria as well.
Man: makes unwanted advance.
Me: No thank you.
Man: Why not?
WILL YOU MEN STOP WITH ‘WHY NOT’ ALREADY? SHE SAID NO. SHE DOES NOT OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION. NO MEANS NO, BACK THE FUCK OFF.
-women everywhere.
my body: i need fruits and vegetables… please i’m begging you
me: you want bread? i got you some bread
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
BOOM TRUTH
Why do these crusty ass men put shit like “if you don’t look like your profile pic, you’re buying drinks until you do.” in their profile? Like, how about buying me drinks so you don’t look like yours.